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Keep it down

Help - 26/11/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

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Neighbours from hell

Anonymous - - Canada - Oakville

Today, my new neighbours moved in. I've neither seen nor spoken to them yet; all I know is that they enjoy hammering at the walls for hours on end and repeatedly setting off the fire alarm. All this in the small hours of the morning. I got two hours of sleep. FML

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need sleep - 25/02/2015 16:53 - United States - Severna Park

Today, it's been three days since I started working 12-hour night shifts. My neighbors have now decided to renovate their house. They're focusing on the rooms sharing my wall. FML

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Can you say "bandwagon"? - 03/10/2012 21:33 - United States

Today, my neighbors discovered Gangnam Style. Ever since I moved in, they've had an obsession with getting wasted by noon and blasting out shitty music all through the evening. I could just about deal with their dubstep fixation before, but now I just want to blow my own head off. FML

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Anonymous - 05/04/2014 15:27 - United States - Iola

Today, a week after moving into my new house, I'm seriously considering suing the previous occupant. He failed to mention how the neighbor has his own band and rehearses every other day until 2am. Their music is so bad, it sounds like the wailing of a cat being tortured to death. FML

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Make it stop

Anonymous - 10/01/2016 13:17 - United States - Waldorf

Today, I met my new upstairs neighbors. They have a four-month-old child and appear to be firm believers in the "let them cry it out" philosophy. The baby's room is right above mine. A few days of trying to sleep through this shit and I'll look like a Walking Dead extra. FML

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Anonymous - 02/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Hayward

Today, after 3 days of interrupted sleep, I confronted my new neighbor about the noise his wife keeps making during their "private time". He then let me know the noise is actually from his daughter, who's mentally disabled and isn't taking the move well. FML

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Noise annoys

Anonymous - 21/06/2023 21:00 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I’ve been at my new house for a week. My new neighbour’s dog barks non-stop all day, and their newborn baby cries non-stop all night. FML

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hoops - 14/01/2011 20:34 - United States

Today, I clocked into work completely exhausted despite having gone to bed early. My roommates stayed up until 4am watching a movie, blasting music, and constantly giggling like madwomen. This is their "new and improved" schedule. FML

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Keep it down

howsthisforaname - 24/05/2012 12:59 - United Kingdom - Kingston Upon Hull

Today, after my old downstairs neighbor, who would come upstairs to bang on my door and yell at me every time she heard a sound from me at all times of the day, had finally moved out, it became clear that my new downstairs neighbor gets drunk and yells at the TV in the early hours of the morning. FML

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hcditfi5foygy - 23/09/2018 13:30

Today, I learned that my new neighbour's car alarm goes off every time a car drives by blasting loud bass. So far, it's gone off 6 times in the last hour. I can't wait until he's done moving in here, where he and his car will stay for the next year. FML

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darkinners 6

Saturday 26 November 2011 11:49

wow I love napalm death and slayer and Adele!!

ItsYourMamaDoe 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 11:54

Try talking to them? Maybe they don't know how loud they are being.

amishfury 9

Sunday 27 November 2011 4:19

slayer and napalm death are awesome

HybridWhiteboy 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 5:51

I see you met my parents

EFlat762 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 7:55

******' SLAYER!!!

stewie13_666 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 8:01

Well the days are good! Gotta love Slayer and Napalm Death!! Sorry about the nights tho.

strawberryspacejam 11

Sunday 27 November 2011 8:04

cannibal corpse beats all

Maiden2k666 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 8:22

looks like he listens to good music m/

marisadc79 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 11:24

Could be worse, it could be Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus

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Sunday 27 November 2011 14:32

How about a noise complaint?

majorasshole 4

Sunday 27 November 2011 15:12

File a noise complaint.

Amandabobmaxwell 4

Sunday 27 November 2011 18:19

Ever thought, hey, why dont I mind my own buisness....?

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Sunday 27 November 2011 21:47

Dude, if it's disturbing their sleep they have every right to complain. There are some cases where it's appropriate to mind someone else's business.

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Today, as I was going to bed, I decided to read a book. Just as I touched the book, the bedroom light burned out. FML

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Today, I realized I have a weight problem. My brother excitedly showed me his new high-end scale and measured his weight, then our other brothers. I took one step on it and the screen read "E". It then shut off and hasn't turned on since. FML

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Today, I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is, until she laughed and said, "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

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Today, my life is so boring that I started looking through my can of coins and sorting them out by year. The oldest coin I have is from 1963. FML

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