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Judge not lest you be judged, my friend

Today, I was riding my bike and stopped at a street light. A little girl looked at me, then asked her mother, "Mommy, why does that girl have a ring through her nose?" Her mother then replied, "Because her parents don't love her." FML

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you should of grunted at her like a bull

hahah well it has always been said piercings make a statement..

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hahah well it has always been said piercings make a statement..

I have my testicles pierced together to the area between my anus and penis. It prevents them from slapping the buttocks during doggystyle, thus saving me from blue balls. Sometimes piercings are practical, like the Prince Albert. Search it up. Piercings don't always have to make a statement.

wow too much information dude

I just threw up in my mouth

ouchthatsux 0

#246- What the ****?

hellokittywhore 0

haha... WOW! that's ummm..... very interesting.... idk what to make of that. not exactly a turn off

ewwwwwwwwwww u sick bastard

246... Have you seen Blue Waffle? [;

NinjaCookie 0

yeah.. and so do comments.. and your comment tells me that your a fat bitch.

@246 are you a dumb ass? I hope you rip your nuts open on accident. and blue ball isn't when you get hit its different. grow up and learn what the hell your saying.

kirakush13 4

Why, do you have it?

If your balls are slapping her buttocks during doggy you’re doing it wrong

what a b

I think the mom wasn't trying to be rude but keep her child from getting one and to keep her child from thinking it was cool she said it was because of that, it wasn't to be mean to OP just make sure her child isn't getting piercings she doesn't approve of. if I'm wrong that mom is a B****!

you should of grunted at her like a bull

man thats ****** up. Just because you have your nose pierced doesn't mean you're any less of a person.

yes it does

271 no it doesn't u narrow minded jerk!

waffles_128 0

#1, well that's still a ridiculous judgement to pass on someone haha **** stereotypes

I personally don't like nose rings... but that's still really effed up.

yeah that's all kinds of wrong.

Same for me. I hate nose rings but I'm perfectly fine with nose piercings. FYL OP

man little kids are so freaking rude and ignorant. Her parents need to teach her a lesson. I would have by kicking her in the face.

what? the kid was just being a kid and asking a question it was the mom who was effed up.

******* freak dude

UnwantedAttention 0

you don't get it do you

Hahahaha, that's funny. I don't really get the point of nose rings. I think they're gross.

I think you're gross.

Wowww that child is going to grow up to be a great member of society.

i have my septum pierced too! haha. i've heard similiar things. one time an old man yelled profanities at me. hahaha piercings DO make a statement, and you have to be able to handle the negativity that comes along with it :p