Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
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Today, while talking to my girlfriend, the subject of Darth Vader came up. That's when she asked me, "Aren't Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker the same person?" I don't know what's worse, the fact that she asked me that, or the fact that I got upset over her lack of Star Wars knowledge. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about names for our expectant child. I told him since I named our daughter he could name our son. He's decided on a name from 'God of War'. My son is going to be named after a make-believe cartoon character - Kratos. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
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Today, I went to the hospital in labor expecting a baby boy. I ended the day with identical twins, a baffled doctor, and a husband convinced that our sons can clone themselves. FML
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DocBastard 40
You may as well have a lawyer on retainer for when they both want to change their names on their 18th birthday. Vayda is actually kind of cool. At least he doesn't want Yoda or Jar Jar.
pinkdisco 3
Oh dear. Hope you told him where to shove those suggestions.
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Comments (254)
licha_fml 3
Oh the joy! :D Congrats anyhow
cheshireau 26
No.
elvisaaron 3
What is wrong with you people !! That's awesome !
afairshake 8
Well that discussion would come to a screeching halt. You're carrying twins for 9 months and guess what you'll also be the one to fill out the birth certificate form. Put your foot down you don't want your children growing up with retarded names. Might I add congrats looks like you'll soon be raising three children.
Grimnirwher9 21
May divorce be with you.
kriz_allizwell 6
I find your lack of fanboyism , disturbing...
silencebabyy 23
compromise. use them as middle names lmao. good luck OP. and congratz on the twins
eaarreola 3
Did you marry one of the big bang theory guys?
darthzerg 7
Best husband ever
ChopSuey444 20
If you don't use it I'm taking it!!! <3