Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Hebron, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on my first date. Everything went great until I went to brush my date's hair over her ear like they do in the movies. I poked her dead in the eye. FML
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oicu812xD 16
You must have some seriously bad depth perception or hand eye coordination. FYL
Palirose 22
From being on FML as long as I have...Ive learnt it's never good to try to be perfect or like what they do in movies. It's better to go at your own pace.
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CanadianCutie22 16
lol smooth move bro
ulquiorra102 10
You'll find that romantic moves in movies don't normally work in real life
amifaiyaz 12
As soon as I read 'like they do in the movies ', I hit YDI. Be creative in your romantic attentions.
Thorzix 23
Lol I did the same. Btw, if that picture's you, you're ******* beautiful, Just sayin'.
sicksadworld1317 30
Well . . . It may have not started as a blind date, but it sure ended as one.
RainbowVomit18 3
I threw up in a dumpster and spilled a whole cup full of mountain dew in my date's car on our first date, and he's now been my boyfriend for almost a year. You'll be fine.
djxerxes9000 18
Been there, done that. Happens to the best of us. Yes I am the best of us.
noobsatin 19
that's what happens when you can't be original.
onorexveritas 24
romantic thoughts rarely go as planned
profoundkisses 18
Your eye candy lol
woiz 11
magnetic eyes!!!