Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Hebron, United States
Joe Smooth
Today, I went on my first date. Everything went great until I went to brush my date's hair over her ear like they do in the movies. I poked her dead in the eye. FML
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oicu812xD 16
You must have some seriously bad depth perception or hand eye coordination. FYL
Palirose 22
From being on FML as long as I have...Ive learnt it's never good to try to be perfect or like what they do in movies. It's better to go at your own pace.
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Enslaved 38
Sounds more like a "Three Stooges" movie now. :P
maraka_musso_fml 16
Never do in RL what they do in movies.
manasstalker 7
Aww it's okay. Everyone has stuff go amiss on the first date! Hopefully you two just laughed it off together.
Julianne_sings 10
If everything was going great beforehand, a little mistake like that won't ruin it. Nothing ever happens like it does in the movies. Guys are human and make mistakes too. I'm sure she'll understand.
Fmlsea 28
Umm not the smoothest move ever , but if she really likes she will let it slide . If you get another chance with her stick to something you are more comfortable with or pray that you give her a really good kiss .
shutup15 5
My eye seems to get poked a lot from this same thing, so don't worry OP!
BananerzFresh 12
Ronance turned into comedy. Or horror depending on how she reacted.
mimikinsz01 6
Haha. Very romantic, i don't think she hated it this would be a great story to tell.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Not love at first sight then? :)
BeMyLove15 10
She'll forgive you, at least you put effort in.