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Joe Bidet

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML

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There's a keeper!

Are you sure she wasn't joking... i mean... come on... who does that?

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That's ******* gross

i was thinking maybe your gf isn't from the USA and then it hit me like I've never heard of ANY other country washing their feet in a toilet.... you need to show her how to wash

Thats how I was my balls. I just dangle them in the bowl and flush.

i do the same thing, i also rinse my hair this way.

Ewwwwww. As a guy with a foot fetish, I think that's horrible.

D: that is ******* disgusting oh my god

Doesn't everyone in North Carolina do that? Did you just move there from the big city?

Oh har har, good joke... did you come up with that all by yourself or did your life partner help you out?

PlasmaWafflez 0

Toilet water is actually cleaner than tap water (No joke)

hahahaha *deep breath* hahahahaha, ROTFLMAO xD

couturefab 0

a lot of you guys are nasty if you really think that cleaning of your feet in a toilet is okay. When you take a shit...100% of the time it stays there, just like you have to clean a shower from mildew and mold, you have to clean a toilet from shit and mold and mildew....chick is nasty

dravthorn6669 0

to the person who thinks toilet water is cleaner than tap water(#40). from a medical stand point you obviously know absolutely about bodily waist and should check your facts before posting comments anywhere where someone who actually uses there brain for more than a paper weight might see it. to you i suggest you be very careful not to choke to death while eating your jello and then have a nice day, you special person you.