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Joe Bidet

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's idea of "washing her feet" is sticking her foot in the toilet and flushing. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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There's a keeper!

Are you sure she wasn't joking... i mean... come on... who does that?

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glitterkricket17 0

Aren't You a lucky man.

glitterkricket17 0

Aren't You a lucky man.

glitterkricket17 0

Aren't You a lucky man.

bebekinza 5

lmao eeew honey tell her that's not lady like lol

jesbar95 10

Is she six years old?!?

that is so normal (sarcasm)

hateevryone 15

umm are you dating a guy?

It would be OK with me, as long as she ***** in the shower.

Ewww that's gross