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It's not a phase!

Today, after a year of suspicion, I finally found out my sister is in a cult. My family's response? "It'll be good for her." FML

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

id get suspicious of the rest of them.

Just2BMe 5

wow... interesting family you got there

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sorry for your sister

haha u make it sound like she died putting it like that XD

DaimonxWitch 4

what kind of cult is it? :O a cult is just a group of people worshiping something, so they're not all bad.

hahahahaha. I just read that FML.

BooGhosted 0

As well as worshipping the damned while killing and chanting. But that's just my cult ;)

DaimonxWitch 4

again: not all cults are like that. if a group of people worship a musician- that is a cult. if a group of people get together and worship a deity- that is a cult. not all cults are bad.

stacianichole 2

yeah. it's too bad charlie manson went and ruined cults for everyone...

Thats right, a cult is just a small unorthodox religion

at least your mom didn't make you shop lift at the dollar store

Alexander22 0

Hahaha! I read that one!

bald head -check Nikes on. - check Kool Aid. - check

Well...it'll teach her to be more consciencous

which cult?

Glitterhinoceros 14

Why would you spend a year in suspicion instead of just being like YO, ARE YOU IN A CULT?

hahhahahaha! this made my day

SOOOOOOOOOO FRICKIN PISSED.

kennedyboopants 1

cult?

MrSexyPants 14

At least you know she isn't part of "The Family..."

That's the best cult of them all!