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allycat This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

It's not a phase!

Today, after a year of suspicion, I finally found out my sister is in a cult. My family's response? "It'll be good for her." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

id get suspicious of the rest of them.

Just2BMe 5

wow... interesting family you got there

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droptableusers 7

Is she a necromancer? Please tell me she's a necromancer.

You better hope they don't try and covert you next.

doglover100 29

Which one?

isn't that like devil worshippers? i don't really know the definition

I had a cult devoted to me for a couple months. They would swear allegiance to me every Monday. It was pretty cool.