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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Philadelphia, United States

In slow motion

Today, I seemingly decided not to remove my foot from the pedal-clip of my bicycle until I had properly introduced myself to the cement. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Cement, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Yeuh OP, hao dair u yoose doze werds ah dunt understaind

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I must say, I thoroughly enjoyed the wording of this sentence. Made it fun to read. Sorry for your misfortune though, anon. Hope you bounced back with few, or hopefully no, injuries. :)

It's called concrete. Cement is just an ingredient.

Brilliantly worded. Why don't all FML's read like this? Also, ow.

Sounds like a YOU problem.