Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Philadelphia, United States
In slow motion
Today, I seemingly decided not to remove my foot from the pedal-clip of my bicycle until I had properly introduced myself to the cement. FML
Top comments
HowieDoIt 21
Cement, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Bakarra 22
Yeuh OP, hao dair u yoose doze werds ah dunt understaind
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HowieDoIt 21
Cement, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
gymnastlove 4
Your picture goes beautifully with that comment.
QQmore_fml 18
At least you two are now acquaintances.
Likian5 26
So basically, you crashed your bike? Yeah, your life is soooooo ******...
karlcolt45 19
cement I would like you to me foot, foot this is cement. ah I see Mr Blood has arrived. ripping good time
desertlovebird 11
Road rash 101 is a new course for you I gather?
McNikk 15
I've been flung face first into cement begore. It honestly didn't hurt that much. It was more like my face instantly became numb. My face was swollen for a week though.
Schiffy 18
Well, I can't really judge whether you deserved this or not (sounds like an accident, and they happen to the best of us), but this was beautifully written.
ghostbstr 15
I feel your pain bro.
TheManager 6
I don't think empathy works that way.
perdix 31
Actually, you didn't introduce yourself to the cement, you introduced yourself to the concrete. Cement is a component of concrete, so it would like eating a cookie and saying you ate some flour.
Kruiser 16
Haha I love it when the writing of an fml is creatively written!
timakinz 21
I was searching for someone who thought the same already ^^