Bruce
United States
If the shoe fits…
Today, I discovered a bat in my new apartment. I found him in my shoe… with my foot. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Hello little guy
Today, I put my house shoes on without socks, but felt a rock in them. I shook it free and out dropped a half-crushed roach. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML
YeahItsmecoolhuh
United Arab Emirates
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
TLM9312
Madoc, Canada
Get it out!
Today, I've been awake since 3 a.m. Why? A bat flew into the house and made its way to my bedroom. We haven't been able to find it. FML
Anonymous
Columbus, United States
Vampires are everywhere
Today, at 1:30 a.m., a big ass bat squeezed its nasty body through the bottom crack of the door. My sweet little Corgi cowered on the bed as the bat flew circles around my head. I'll be moving now. FML
terrified
Forest City, United States
Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML
traumatizedforlife
United States
Alas, poor Kermit
Today, I stepped out of the house for some fresh air. It was still dark out, so imagine my horror when I accidentally stepped on a frog. It squealed for a split second before being crushed beneath my uncovered foot. FML
life_suxxx
United States
Bad doggy
Today, I came home to find that my dog had taken a dump on my bed. I quickly put on my house shoes to avoid possibly stepping on any other of his turds. I felt something squish all over my right foot. He'd also taken a dump in my house shoe. FML
Anonymous
Saskatoon, Canada
Three piece suite
Today, I found out my father sleeps in the nude, when I rushed into my parents room at night to inform them there was a bat in the house. I’m traumatized. FML
Anonymous
United States
Sole music
Today, a thumb tack came out of one of my posters on my wall. The sole of my foot had the pleasure of finding it. FML
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shiri2qt4u 0
Lets all hope that bat was edward cullen.....the gay sparkly vampire
mattman1994 0
28 it was really a sparkly depressed 100 year old teenager? in that case I hope it's dead too
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curzy 6
you can do it.. bite his freakin head off!
paid2think 0
bats are comfortable to step on. u should try it too.
RedPillSucks 33
F the bats life. How did you know it was a 'him'? Did you check out the little bat penis?
BigDaddyCain 0
Looks like that bat was one STEP ahead of you. You should've told that bat to SHOE. That bat must have a lot of SOLE. Thank you thank you, I'll be here all week! :D
RedPillSucks 33
You forgot "YYYYEEEAAHHHH!!!!!"
guitardedman 0
hahaha dude that shit happened to me last week.. sleepin in my living room stoned with the door open and a ****** bat flies in and flies around for 10 minutes. **** bats
OppositePoster 0
Today, some douhebag stepped on me.FML
medfly 2
OP, you should see a doctor. bats can carry diseases (including rabies).
ThatMichaelKid7 0
Damn, you found my pet in your shoe.
pster03 0
what makes you think it's a boy