Today, at the gas station, a stranger screamed at me, pushed me, and slapped my bag of chips to the ground. After he stomped them, he explained why he did it. It was because I opened the bag upside down. FML
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OP here. So just to give some more information.. I open bags of chips upside down on purpose because I know it bothers people, ( it bothers my ocd too but it's funny ). The guy that slapped my chips down was actually a friend of a friend that I didnt recognize. My friend was inside laughing his ass off.. From the looks on peoples faces, they were horrified which is what made it even funnier. Btw yes I got some new chips ( which I also opened upside down ) and we even cleaned up our mess. For those of you wondering - flaming hot cheetos.
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BurnInDemonFire 39
You both committed cardinal sins in regards to chips. You never open the bag upside down, and you certainly don't stomp them into dust. I don't think I could be friends with either of you.
jkjorn 18
Tonight, on a very special episode of OCD Extreme..
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Comments (20)
zuckerburg 21
Cops. Assault. Sue.
CozWhyNot 3
You’re both monsters!! 😱😱
DarkAngelsBlade 25
I’d have stabbed him.
samomaha 17
HAH! You made my day!
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
Did you open your soda upside down too?
middlenamefrank2 4
I open bags of chips upside down too, but not to bother people. I like to save the nice, big, whole chips for last.
gatorclay97 28
You sir are an asshole.