Today, I came home tired and hungry from work. I put my feet up and sat down with a big bowl of chips and salsa. I thought I must've been really hungry because my regular no-name salsa tasted way better than usual. I looked down to examine the jar. Looks like I like the taste of mold. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I visited my grandma. She offered me some chips in a Ziploc bag. I thought they were sour cream and onion chips from the look of them. They tasted funny, but I didn't want to be rude and I kept eating. I looked closer after a while and noticed that what I thought were chives was actually mold. FML
Today, I sat down on my couch with a nice cool beer after a tough day at work. I tried opening a bag of chips. The bag exploded, covering me in chips and crumbs, turning me into a sticky human nacho. Well, my dog certainly saw me as a snack, and I had to shower and change clothes. So much for relaxing. FML
Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some Cheez-Its I had in my room. After I'd enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML
Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML
Today, I was halfway through eating a what I though was a delicious sandwich, when I turned it over and saw nasty green mold on the bread. FML
Today, I went to work. All day, all I wanted to eat was my favorite cheese, which was waiting for me at home. I came home and someone had eaten it, then put the empty wrapper back in the fridge. FML
Today, I decided to make myself a nice meal. I bought expensive pasta and sauce etc. It looked delicious, I decided the finishing touch would be some parmesan cheese. I grabbed the bag and threw a handful of cheese on my meal. The cheese was about 98% mould. FML
Today, I got home from work to see that not only had my wife opened my bag of potato chips, she'd ripped it all down the side and left it open all day without a clip. Now my chips are stale. She has a whole bag of her favorite flavor, unopened, right next to it. FML
Today, I was making a nacho and grabbed some refried beans that were in a plastic container out of the fridge and put them on top of the chips. After I’m completely done eating my mom looks in the fridge and asked me if I knew where the cat food was. I just ate a small can of cat food. FML
Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML
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Top comments
paprikacha 9
This is why I always inspect everything before I eat it. FYL, though, because I can understand how unobservant hunger makes you.
fmh123 0
Mold makes everything taste better
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Comments (66)
grog_fml 3
natural selection should have taken care of you already.
Funky_Daniel 0
I agree with 3
mcicycool 0
so what? mold is what makes your cheese. and bacteria is used to make yogurt.
Outrunbigdady1 0
awe hell no
SaharNar 0
the thought of you actually liking it is disgusting !! well you'll now be destroying the bathroom :) the aftereffects eww
turkishjew 0
are you a lawer
VeganVampyre 27
That reminds me of the time I had seafood chowder in a restaurant I'd never been to before. It tasted more tangy than usual, so I asked the waiter if it had sour cream in it. He said no, and I was like, oh well, it still tastes pretty good. Turns out it did have sour cream, as in the cream had gone sour. I had food poisoning for days after, and I've never been able to eat chowder again.
Midnightpearls 13
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Mamabear21 4
next time look closer....
RhondaYolonda 4
Mushroom salsa actaully sounds delish.