Today, my work finally hired someone to replace some leaky pipes. I work in the basement by myself, and just as I walked under the newly-fixed pipes, I got soaked with what appeared to be water. Apparently it was connected to a toilet. My boss couldn't find a replacement, so they made me work covered in piss. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss told me to find the bad smell coming from the apartment we were working on. I found the bathtub about 4 inches high full of piss, and spent the next hour bailing it out into a bucket because the drain wasn't connected yet. I have pee stains in all the wrong places. FML
Today, at work, I heard a weird sound coming from the ceiling. As I looked up to see what it was, a huge splash of water hit me in the face. I called mall maintenance to let them know. They told me they already knew about the leak… from the sewage line. FML
Today, at work I had to spend two hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML
Today, I started my first day at work. When I used the bathroom, I thought I was peeing into the bowl but it was actually leaking out. My pants kindly cleaned up the mess. FML
Today, I found out that a water pipe at my work had burst over the weekend. There is absolutely no water in the building, including the bathrooms. It's a 9-hour day, and I took a laxative this morning before I came in. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML
Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML
Today, I tried to fix a leaky pipe after watching a tutorial. I turned what I thought was the main valve to cut the water, loosened the pipe, and immediately got sprayed in the face. In my panic, I tightened it wrong and made it worse. I had to call a plumber while standing in a puddle, holding a towel against the pipe like that was helping. FML
Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML
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null_fml 11
Should have gone home to shower and change. Claimed a health hazard due to unsanitary working conditions.
DJ_Chutfield 4
You're a ******* idiot if you stayed covered in piss. Wtf is wrong with you?
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Comments (67)
99MDC 0
Were you pissed off?
anony_moose 0
facepalm
MadeOfAwesome 1
Ughh, that blows more than a ****. Shoulda just walked out on them
Qup 0
noone MADE you do anything. if they had a problem with you cleaning up before returning to work, you'd have a tidy lawsuit.
XTheDesertSongX 17
my fml won't update! will anyone elses?
blueknight1st 26
Your name wouldn't happen to be Milton would it?
Struedelmuffin 0
You must have been "pissed" off. Haha. Get it
oopsie_daisy8446 0
there has been 25 comments for a couple of hours now .. strange ..
XTheDesertSongX 17
MadeOfAwesome: will you marry me? lol
punkazzneon 0
that's when you give your boss a nice big HUG.
ryansims 0
do u work in America if so then that's illegal FYI