ostfae
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
I'm innocent!
Today, I was told by this big guy from school that I needed to stop stalking his girlfriend, and stop following her home from school. She's my neighbor. FML
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aback 5
And she has way too high an opinion of herself.
allmidnighteyes 11
Tell him you're her neighbor and that you're hittin' that ass harder than a drunk driver every night Then punch him in the jeans
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inspireme48 0
dont take that from that asshole! tell him ur gay and that you live next to her
allmidnighteyes 11
Tell him you're her neighbor and that you're hittin' that ass harder than a drunk driver every night Then punch him in the jeans
moonlight_daze 8
YES! :D
fyl4sure 0
Take the long way. Lol
untalented1 0
tell your neighbour and get her to have words with him. if she dumps him any time soon, date her and then rub it in.
kukopia 0
Hang back after school, to punk them both. Write a really wild, kinky note to her and put his name on it. Put it in her locker. Write a F-off letter to him, w/ her name on it. Put it in his locker.
HahaYDI 0
Hmm, you seem to have a lot of experience in that department lol nah thats a ****** up thing to do, but if he is really that big of a douche I say go with #17
JUDASKISS23 0
that is such a great idea, lmao!
blueknight1st 26
You should have caved in his nads.
ScoobyDoo22 0
Hey, OP, this might sound insane, but why don't you know, TELL HIM. Oh and obviously your life is ******. I mean, life must be unbearable now.
shaBAMalex 0
"Oh and obviously your life is ******. I mean, life must be unbearable now." Might as well say that to every FML on here. Just enjoy it and stop criticizing :P
thelonelylurker 0
All of you suck. The girl for being a paranoid bitch, and you for being a pussy and not telling her boyfriend. Her boyfriend seems like a pretty cool guy though.
st0815 9
Yeah, he seems like the typical friendly neighborhood psychopath.
SimpleSimon 0
What''s he gonna do? If he confronts you again, punch him in the throat before he's finished his first sentence. He'll shrink like a post-coital pecker.
Chimaera_fml 0
Err... That could also kill him. So unless you're willing to murder someone, for goodness sake think -before- you hit someone.
SimpleSimon 0
Oh sure if you're going to be PICKY he MIGHT die.
WTHIWWY 0
Unless you have amazing strenght and good percision it wont kill him. It will hurt like **** but wont kill him
Luneth101 0
21, you don't make sense. The girlfriend doesn't mind, the jealous big ass idiot does. OP, just tell him she's your neighbor. If he doesn't lighten up after that, tell his gf. Then kick his ass.
maddibrahh 0
How would the boyfriend know he was "following" her if the girlfriend hadn't told him? Unless I missed something....