Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML
Today, my teen son came home in a terrible mood because his girlfriend won’t listen to him. I thought he meant conversation-wise, but he meant she refused to obey his commands about what clothes and makeup she wears, who she can talk to, where she can go, and so forth. My son is an asshole. FML
Today, my son wears all dark clothes, has gotten evil looking tattoos, and worships the devil. It was kinda cute when he was 13, slightly concerning when he turned 18, but now he’s 30 and I’m unsure if I should be more accepting of his lifestyle or just plain old shit scared. FML
Today, and for the last 4 days, my 19-year-old son has been wearing a metal full face skull helmet and a black robe, and has renamed himself Beast. He also bought a sword from god knows where and refuses to leave the house, because the outside scares him. I may need an exorcist. FML
Today, my 14-year-old son's pathetic rebellion came to a head. He ran away from home, leaving a note saying he hates me and was leaving forever to be part of a gang his friends had formed. He came back an hour later crying. His whole gang had gotten mugged, which he somehow blamed me for. FML
Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML
Today, my son had a screaming meltdown because I told him to clean his own room and that I refuse to be treated like his personal maid. He’s 16. FML
Today, my son finally revealed the reason he was always blasting music as a teenager was to drown out the sound of his father and I arguing. FML
Today, my son turned 18. He now calls me by my first name instead of "dad" and refuses to stop. FML
Today, my punishment for my 14 year-old troublemaker son seems to have badly backfired. My husband and I sent him to live with my strict disciplinarian father for a while, and not only has he changed, but he loves it there and refuses to come home. My dad is on his side. I don't know what to do. FML
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chickunkey 0
kick his ass out of the house.
KennKenn 0
I would have typed "give him a timeout" then I read the end.
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Comments (214)
ChickiChick__xx 2
lol sounds like someone I know.
Wreakorofhavoc 1
Just because someone likes metal doesn't automatically make them a social retard
mortimour 0
if this person u call a son is considered "normal," you where done being a provider at 18. mom you have to stop thinking of him as your "baby" and kick his bin contributing ass out of your housenow! guess what he's not a child anymore...
beerisnot4kids 0
YDI for letting him live with you at 29. kick him out and that'll show him.hahaha
thew_fml 14
finally
carleilam 3
time to kick him out of your house.
skatingzooyork 0
Really???? I don't think your son is the real problem in this situation! Kick his ass out and attempt to threat him like an adult; you keep treating him like your "little boy" and things will just get worse!! And trust me, I know! My wife's uncle still lives at home w/ his "mommy", he's 51!!! Its disgusting!!!
NYkid2K8 5
Theyre so cute at that age.
frankxta 0
haha sounds like he was deprived or possibly hitting an early mid life crisis
lowl1f3 5
I say best him at a game of d'n'd ha. Because you can only assume his warlock would get owned by your dungeon mastering.