Today, I forced myself into work with severe laryngitis. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, except I work at candy and ice cream store at a major tourist destination. For seven hours I had to communicate with unsympathetic adults and screaming, bratty kids by miming and using a dry erase board. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up with laryngitis. I just got hired as a waitress. Tomorrow is opening day, the restaurant plays loud music and I can't speak any louder than a whisper. FML
Today, I learned that I have a sinus infection, ear infection and bronchitis so bad it was on the verge of pneumonia. My work won't let me call in sick. I work with kids. Lovely. FML
Today, I woke up with a sore throat and a stuffy nose. As my boss is an asshat who hates allowing sick leave, I thought I could power through it, but halfway through my workday I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. I had to go home early and now I can't move without pain. FML
Today, I got a migraine. I work in an arcade with lots of bright lights, loud noises and screaming children. I was stuck in there for 7 hours. FML
Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML
Today, during a series of violent sneezes due to a cold, I bit my tongue. My tongue is now so swollen I cannot close my mouth and am drooling profusely. I have to get ready to go to my job as a cashier. FML
Today, I asked my boss for a couple of days off to recover from a nasty ear infection which has left me hard of hearing. However, he didn't understand why that would affect my job and refused. I work in a telephone call centre. FML
Today, I woke up with a skull-splitting headache. I braved the wind and freezing temperatures to get to work. Today is also the day my boss thought it would be cute to let the elementary school band play at our office. FML
Today, after nearly a week of having laryngitis, I was finally able to talk a little again. Then I yelled at my son for leaving his shit all over the living room, strained my throat, and can barely even whisper now. FML
Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML
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Top comments
Freeze_fml 17
I bet you want to scream.
ariannaimelda 7
Kudos to you, you are a dedicated worker!
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Comments (143)
tigrouficele2012 44
And you went to work why?
BaconDave 12
You shouldn't have gone. fyl.
docscientist 10
Why the hell did you not stay home?
docscientist 10
Why the hell did you not stay home?
smartass1379 1
its called calling in sick.
HarveyMalone 0
Well, you're a fool for going to work sick in the first place. FML for wasting my time reading about you self inflicted patheticness.
onthetoilet 3
Wow! that's a major FML
brenkite 5
yeah it's kid, work, and health related
brenkite 5
yeah it's kid, work, and health related
KillTheNoise 0
Boo, mimes suck! Naw, I'd say fyl because that kinda blows but I also wanna say ydi cuz I'm sure that you didn't really need to use a dry erase board...hmmm... Yeah, YDI, shoulda just stayed home! You can afford at least one sick day!
ReynshineCutting 10
How do you know if they can afford a sick day? Considering she forced therself to go to work, she probably couldn't afford to miss it. When you've got bills to pay you don't really have a choice unless you're dying sometimes.
jaff23 11
who said people were kind anyway
toelie 26
You shouldn't have gone to work sick in the first place, especially since you're handling food.