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pancakessdsjsn This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Lake Forest, United States

I don't get paid enough for this shit

Today, while cleaning tables at the fast food place where I work, I had to remove two human teeth from a table top. FML

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He acci'dental'ly left them there.

One time when I was at McDonalds with my family, my dad found a tooth in his hamburger. One of the grossest things ever.

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"From"? Were the teeth on the tabletop? OR DID YOU REMOVE ONES THAT WERE BITTEN INTO THE TABLETOP??

At least the tooth fairy will make you rich double time! Sis

Sell them on ebay.

Probanly barracked for collingwood

What do you serve for dinner? Rocks?

Wait... you're not supposed to do that? Oh shit.

ema_stonez 19

people tip with teeth now?

Why would anyone think OP deserves this? smh

Fantasya_fml 6

what even?

where do you work?