Today, at my job in a gas station, a customer who had previously driven off without paying came in to shout abuse at me because I had said in the police statement, "He looks about 60." He is apparently 55. He didn't come in to pay, he came in to swear at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my last week working at a gas station. A fat middle-aged man threw a hissy over the price of 2-liter Coke and demanded I change it. I asked him to leave; he wouldn't, and forced me to call the cops. He stormed out as I was on the phone, pointed at me, and called me a "weak piece of shit". Three more days… FML
Today, at work, a customer asked for my number. When I declined, he made a huge scene, shouting and scaring other customers. He tipped me seven cents. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Today, as I served an elderly man at the fast-food restaurant where I work, he leaned over the counter so that his face was mere inches from mine and asked me if I wanted to buy his car. When I politely told him I wasn't interested, he insisted on making a complaint about me to my manager. FML
Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML
Today, as I was fueling my truck, I was asked out to dinner by a 65-year-old retiree. I'm 25. He stormed off and called me a bitch for politely turning him down. FML
Today, my manager cussed me out for being unable to keep a customer happy. That "customer" was a senile old twit who had wandered away from his carer, thought our shop was his living room, and demanded to know who replaced all his furniture. FML
Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML
Today, I work as a cashier, and as always, I asked the customer paying credit to sign the "sheet" of paper. I received a dirty look from one woman who apparently talked to the manager about me, saying I had asked her to sign the "shitty" paper. I have now been warned for "derogatory language." FML
Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML
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Top comments
MrConcise 35
The balls on some people, how dare you?!
pratikp03 22
did u call the cops again?
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Comments (45)
Exaspera 55
Yeah! You owed him that gas for free because...old.
Nicsb 16
He was probably actually mad that you called the police on him in the First place. I hope you called them again, OP, that kind of behaviour is just ridiculous.
limegreenpoopie 31
What a jerk -___-
wakemeupplease 21
lol I think now we all know how to catch any robber... Just add extra 5 years to their age... Get a coke and relax they will come to you
qdawg06 23
If ages were rounded up he'd be 60, so you were spot on...
ricardof 19
what? no
kaiboi702 16
Some people are just plain rude. I would have called the cops again.
tranced_ 45
wow that's ridiculous. .hope you had a shotgun for safety reasons.
False_Stupidity 42
OP is from Australia, It'd be illegal for her to have a shotgun.
cappellaaa 23
call the cops on him again!!!
Weiss_Schnee 14
Shout right back at him but louder. Or wait for him to finish and be super sarcastic.
brvnnx 18
What a douche!