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How do I put it?

Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E," I replied. Without missing a beat, she says, "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She's 16. FML

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For her next lesson, tell her the colour brown is spelt S-H-I-T.

IKickPuppiesHard 16

Beat her with a bag of oranges till she understands.

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Way to spell color wrong

I fear for humanity's literacy. Honestly, now.

lellalove_fml 23

Maybe she was just ******* with her mom. It's something I would do to make my mom feel like a dumbass. For a moment.

hope shes blonde?

mean girls reference?

vampgirl1864 0

*color

Sweetpea22 14

Colour is how it's spelled in other countries, moron

still_guns 16

idiot, just because its color in america doesn't mean its color everywhere else

It's '*colour' where OP lives.

Time for a new child.

I don't get why parents complain about their child's stupidity. You raised that creature.

is she blonde

Why did she need help spelling orange anyway if she's 16...