Ellie
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Mission, United States
How could you?
Today, I dreamt that I beat someone up for using Comic Sans in a project. Now I can't look at him without being irrationally angry. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
I've heard of Grammar Nazis, but this is the first I've heard of a Font Nazi.
KainMoogle 21
COMIC SAAAAAAAANS!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (45)
_GoodGuy 11
So, you're going to TypeCon 2002, eh? You must be real x-height-ed...
Cazz91 21
Comic Sans Font: This font has a known side effect to cause intense rage, thoughts of murder and may cause a lot of "facepalms" if selected for a essay. Please contact your program help page if you're experiencing any of these side effects and reassure the person using that font that you will not cause any harm to them if they select a different font for their paper. Damn that Comic Sans Font!
LordSatan 4
I use it all the time!
150493x 29
Makes sense considering your username is LordSatan.
nightbirdblue 27
The more you know
Iwannabetreo 11
My boss at the kindergarten I work at insists on using that font. She says it is fun and playful. Makes me want to punch the nearest kid.
BRLHP 24
Sounds like someone shouldn't be working with children.
dRpRdP 8
kids... stay away from this guy :D
stretchedthin 20
wow I'd fire your ass, it's for children dumbass
andrealovvve 17
I don't like it that much either, but to get to that level of anger over a ******* font?! You need to get some new priorities in you're life man..
PenultimateTaco 14
That is a perfectly respectable and rational feeling to be experiencing
marcela_darocha 13
No, it's not! It's not okay to hate someone just because they like comic sans! OP should just get over the fact that he/she likes comic sans.
ComMeNeMoMo 12
I don't understand why so many people hate this font.
NeatNit 33
Because of all the people who use it where it has no place to be used. It's good for playful things and very niche uses, it does these things well, but when people use it for things like restaurant signs, warning signs, essays and the like - that's when it gets out of hand. And people do this CONSTANTLY.
blackonblight 33
Not to mention if you spent time online I the heyday of geocities and angelfire you saw yellow comic sans on black starfield backgrounds so many times you wanted to claw your eyes out. Even reasonable colour choice doesn't save it, but comic sans was so often paired with eye bleeding, text chasing your cursor, animated blinky everything, auto play midis with no way to stop... It was part of hell sites. The association stays with you.
katties 27
I know how you feel. Recently I dreamed a very realistic dream about that my professor got really drunk and began kissing me. I couldn't hold myself from giving him a disgusted look the next morning when he greeted me in class. He gave me grumpy cat face and stopped greeting me after that *facepalm*
Kibaruto 33
After reading this, I have lost my ability to even. However, granted having dreams about someone/something does influence thoughts of them/it sometimes.
dRpRdP 8
next time if u dream he chose font size 16 .. double spacing.. u will beat him to death m sure..
mustabee 5
instigator
Omegadolly 22
Awful stilted, aren't we? But seriously, my company decided to use Comic Sans in one of their professional, nation-wide ads to promote our pharmacy. Despite my best efforts, I can not understand why. It looks AWFUL.
molzipan 16
There is nothing worse than when companies use it. Once at my job they used Papyrus for a sign that they posted EVERYWHERE.
junkman6 22
OP you need to confront him about his use of comic sans in your dreams. I really mean it, that will definitely solve the situation.
ilovefall10 21
I really don't see the hate of comic sans. I mean sure, it's fine if you don't like it, but if it angers you so much that it makes you hate a person then I suggest therapy.