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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff United States

How can I put it…?

Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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TheOneTC 8

Nothing wrong with a hot mom.

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Comments (131)

zingline89 18

Malevolent Inbred Leprechaun Fetus

stewpididiot 11

WoW !!

skullofdarkness 18

This is the best comment I think I've ever seen… xD

tomhofer 14

I'm in love with Stacey's mom

elizacandle 29

way to go mom!

ananas99_fml 10

What is a MILF?

nothing92x 13

When in doubt, Google it out!

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Mom I'll Love Forever, duh.

flockz 20

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Mother I'd Like To ****

ManInTheMachine 20

Disregard 48, they're just being a perverted little shit. What it really means is Mothers Inventing Large Federations. It's a conspiracy theory that involves moms secretly coming together to create one large federation where men are slaves to the needs of their female overlords. Total rubbish if you ask me, but hey, you never know.

_DudeGuy_ 16

58, so the moms will rule the men? Where do the single/non-parent females fit into this plan?

suri_mf 8

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spiritfang11237 16

81 the single or non parental females are then groomed into either future mom overlords or into maternal role instructors for the younger generations.

HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Hopefully your dad doesn't come home later and ask you what a "DILF" is.

nothing92x 13

Or if OP's grandma asks what a GILF is.

FML_14u2c 14

Trombone I'd Like to F...? (Thinking American Pie-ish)

DocBastard 40

It stands for Motherly, Intuitive, Lovely Female. Aww. How cute. You should start telling all your friends that your mom is a MILF.

ManInTheMachine 20

Stacey? Is that you?

a_lenzmeier 11

Look on the bright side. You carry her genes. Hopefully that'll be your nickname someday.

LuckBeNimble 19

but what if OP is male?

Hairnet 14

Just substitute the M:mother for M:man.

Zeishah 26

sheesh make up something op be glad she didnt google it already

SWC_Penguin 17

"Mom, I've got some good news and some... Well, actually it's all good news! Go, you!"