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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff United States

How can I put it…?

Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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TheOneTC 8

Nothing wrong with a hot mom.

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Comments (131)

Marmarfarfar 25

Go mom!

Bakarra 22

I'd be disappointed if OPs name wasn't Stacy

delaneyluke 5

...... It's your birthday .......

TwiztedYuri 9

43 I think you're lost

jjessen 20

43 go home you're drunk

TylerBurden 21

Oh mamma mia!

robotiick7 23

Stacie's mom has got it goin on!

TheOneTC 8

Nothing wrong with a hot mom.

ElatedEarthling 15

Sure, there's nothing wrong with a hot mom until your best friend finds her hot, woos her, marries her, then gives you the awkward "you don't have to call me dad" speech... These things happen!

delaneyluke 5

As long as she's not hotter than you .......

Enslaved 38

Well if anyone asks OP, "Baby, where’d you get your body from?" you can say-- "I got it from my mama I got it from my mama"

feelingold 18

OP WE NEED NAMES ADDRESSES PHOTOS WTF IS WITH THIS LACK OF DETAIL??

Niz_DD 14

Aaand the song is stuck in my head... Again

ozpunker 20

I sure hope she's kidding.

BlowinChronic 18

Yup. She was. Made up the whole thing.

delaneyluke 5

Mom or OP??? Either ways, who cares

Axipiter 24

I think someone hacked 45's account... There's not a single period in that comment...............

EpicSquishii 21

67- He raped the "?" key though.

Headcrab 29

This story is worthless without pic ;-)

feedmankeynow 10

I wonder how she would have reacted if you told her?

LuckBeNimble 19

who's to say OP didn't?

garrett1999o3 16

"Nothing wrong with a hot mom." -#2

darkenedone 27

Did you tell her?

perdix 31

Really, so where does she work? Be a good kid and I'll throw some nice swag your way if I agree with the assessment ;)

flockz 20

a Most Incredibly Lovely Female.

delaneyluke 5

Mom I'd love to forget

NoDontKillMe 19

Man I Love Fridays

Axipiter 24

47... Just give up.

Axipiter 24

You may address me as "Sir".

kurodansei 16

Sir Hater

journeytotheend 16

Tell her to google it

Quitte le ! 27

wow that sucks..... sorry op

BlowinChronic 18

Well it's better than having an ugly mom.

ElatedEarthling 15

I like how "BlowinChronic" commented on "lightingUp"'s post. It gave me a little stoner chuckle.

flockz 20

i like how "ElatedEarthling" became elated and chuckled at "BlowinChronic" commenting on "LightingUp's" post.

stevothedevo 25

I like how trutous.. Aahhh I really cbf'd.

zandalee 20

Can't be ****** sweetie Your welcome!