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Today, I was driving when I saw that a cute guy was staring at me. Flattered, I smiled at him, but he didn't even react. I realized he wasn't admiring me, he was admiring my truck. This is the fifth time this week. My truck gets more game than I do. FML

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I think you mean "has more game."

Many women get offended when men stare at their headlights.

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Good cover...nice truck to hide the ugly.

Get bigger boobs.

Conversation starter maybe?

I think anyone can dig a girl who drives a nice truck ;)

That sucks op but you now know you have a great truck if all the guys are looking at it :)

Just Buy a Chevy and everything will be fine

graceinsheepwear 34

Don't feel bad. After watching 3 seasons in a row of The Walking Dead, I realized that the survivors of the zombie apocalypse have more sex than I do.

I'm guilty of doing this frequently. Sorry, no offense meant, but your lift kit is just not as impressive as your truck's.

thefuckinloser 6

well flatter yourself cause if you don't nobody else will

hey, at least they know you have good tastes.