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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff United States

Hot wheels

Today, I was driving when I saw that a cute guy was staring at me. Flattered, I smiled at him, but he didn't even react. I realized he wasn't admiring me, he was admiring my truck. This is the fifth time this week. My truck gets more game than I do. FML

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I think you mean "has more game."

Many women get offended when men stare at their headlights.

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Many women get offended when men stare at their headlights.

Hey! The windshields up here.

My drive an ugly car?

This is where you say "wanna go for a ride?"

And the guy says "not with you"

What you gunna do with all that junk? All that junk in the back of your truck... Seriously, you should probably drop it off at the dump.

gc327072 31

My truck, (x4) My lovely little truck Check it out!

Most important question here. What kind of truck, and any mods?

Men buy nice cars to impress women and it doesn't usually work. But now you've found out it works in reverse. Don't complain. Exploit it!

saad2605 16

FYL OP. I am sure you've got some game. Just have to find the right guy.

That's how I feel when I drive the company car. They aren't looking at me...they're just reading the wrap. Cheer up, OP! I bet you're very pretty.

Hopefully, you don't also have a hot dog that outshines you in public.

GuessWhatKids 13

I'd hate to be outshined by a hotdog.

volklskis 7

Well, depends on the truck, thus I ask what kind of truck do you have?