djangle
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Highly unprofessional
Today, my marriage counselor told me I have the communication skills of a Lou Gehrig's patient. FML
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DJ_Zee 4
I don't think the counsellor know what that disease is all about. my uncle just died of it about 2 years ago...and it has absolutely nothing to do with communication. it has to do with deteriorating muscles. they deteriorate until you have no strength left, not even enough for your heart to pump. so don't take it too seriously, your counsellor is a dumb ass!
Jerzyginger74 0
That is so wrong on so many levels, but at least he/ she didn't say you have the sexual prowess of a quadriplegic.
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Emileerzz 1
you could've just said "today I have a marriage counselor. FML"
FerrariCake 2
Tell him: "Who the **** are you to criticize me and disparage the name of Lou Gherig, one of the most awesome baseball players of all time? You're a goddamn marriage counselor. Try gaining some perspective on your proper place in society and show some respect for the 99% of the rest of us that are higher than you in the social order." Then pause and ask him "How's that for communication?"
the4starr 3
sue the counsellor. they aren't meant to say anything negative
ChiefLancaster 0
Whats the big deal,, Your from Kentucky, he s most likely your cousin or uncle,, learn to deal with it, or learn some skills,,
ChiefLancaster 0
Oh yeah, AND,, just dump him, and go to the next family reunion and pick up another cousin and marry him.???
MasteredBastard 16
Look on the bright side, at least he didn't say you have Asperger's. A disease so made-up, even Google Chrome's spell-check refuses to acknowledge it exists! Okay, well, not entirely made-up, but probably 97% of the people who claim to have it don't.
maryliz10 1
My 5 yr old nephew has it. Its not made up. And it's not something that they just diagnose left and right
musiciangirl591 16
asperger's exists, idiot, if you're trying to be funny, its not working!
cambam707 3
come on bro at least get your diseases straight before you post a fake story
thetruth006 7
lmaooo
erin0734 0
my dad died of ALS last year, so jokes like that are NOT funny!!!
BreathlessxCraig 3
your only other option is to kill him/her. There is no first option.