Bad Dad
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Colorado Springs, United States
Higher than the sun
Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML
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karatekid97 17
You've got to be kitten me.
HappyItalian 38
*inserts an overused cat pun in a sentence here*
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karatekid97 17
You've got to be kitten me.
Journiexo 18
Well you gotta admit, it was the purrfect plan..!
tony1891 22
no need to get a cattitude about it.
Cryptical 13
It's a real catastrophy.
KittyLahv 27
Cat you guys think of any original puns? :p
incoherentrmblr 22
Cats out of the bag I guess...
XCanadianBloodX 6
You need to have a serious talk with him right meow
sadistmonkey 19
I'm really feline these puns.
badluckalex 23
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
Curtis66 19
meow it's time to talk to him about drugs.
feven 32
Did that work out for him?
CrAzYELF4 26
I'm guessing no since OP caught him.
mif_fml 27
Of course not. Everyone knows you can't get high off of catnip. You have to use oregano.
lifesentence 11
YDI for not getting him the real thing
iLike2Teabag 27
Yea especially in a state where weed is legal...
DanielleinDC 34
Not if you're 15. I'm pretty sure that in states where marijuana is legal, you still have to be 18 (or is it 21?) to use it.
Dillyduzit 23
@31 It's 21! :)
sayyestothedress 24
#22 and while we're at it, why don't we buy alcohol and give it to toddlers! *she says in a sarcastic voice*
DanielleinDC 34
Thanks. I wasn't sure.
HappyItalian 38
*inserts an overused cat pun in a sentence here*
Sandsh8rk 36
*insert bad pun reply that will get downvoted here*
Ki11erC 18
Swear these "insert" lines get used more than the thing they are taking the piss of these days.
Exhayle 20
Time for a little talk..
DJviper_fml 5
give him "the talk"
Exhayle 20
What does that even mean? Please, don't do that again.
iamatoadkisser 15
Well I've heard that catnip pretty much makes cats high......... Who knows he might have a thing going there
lil_ham1644 29
People can soak catnip in water for tea & it can be used to calm you down a little. It doesn't make you high though. It actually tastes pretty good.
scottyboy254 13
it doesn't, trust me
jarrodleski 2
catnip does have some similar effects of marijuana but much milder. you can smoke or put on dip of catnip in and it will make you drowsy, that's it really.
Smiley_70 22
Time to buy him some dope for a dope. Just kidding a education is in need.
christina3466 17
*an
Marie54321 19
Only ******* use catnip
killerdana 19
Like me! Oooh! A shoestring!
LennyComa 39
Your Son is a moron.
Chente_313 15
He has to be catful with what he does.