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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by way of making me an account on an online dating site. He then emailed me the account information and left. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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boyfriend ftw

actually he used my credit card to pay for it.

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pomegranate77 3

While I find your situation sadly funny, I do think your now-ex boyfriend was rude and pathetic. He did have the courage to be creative, but not to your face. You are better off without him.

You can dress up a piece of shit, even put a bow on it.. But it's still a piece of shit... And you can be as creative a ******** as you want.. But you're still a ********.

At least he cared enough to sign you up for a new boyfriend! ;)

OP, If you're gonna use it, make sure you change the password ASAP, if you don't wanna take any risks...

At least he isn't a jealous psycho, those types seem to be popping up a lot now-a-days.

Yeah, they do. No one likes a jealous psycho.

cherry72 13

definitely an original way of breaking up w someone. and I am curious to see what he said in the profile. I do feel really bad for u op. this too shall pass and someone better will come along, I know that doesn't help the pain now. take care.

well you could do better than him

babyboy30527 1

wow, guess I'll have to use that for mine

I like the name Doorty gave OP.

well it sounds better then mine i just completly ignore them for about a werk and then depending upon wether or not they have broken up with me yet i break up with them if they have not which way do ou like better