Today, I was riding on a stationary exercise bike at home, when I went to get off, my shorts got stuck under the seat. I dangled half upside down until my shorts ripped and I fell on the ground face first breaking my front tooth. I broke my tooth riding a bike that doesn’t even move. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, they finally took my braces off. 7 hours later I fell off my bike and chipped my tooth. FML
Today, I was riding down a hill on my bike, doing a wheelie, when I lost control and started heading towards a woman on the sidewalk. Don't worry, I didn't hit her, the man beside her lunged and shoved my bike so hard that I hit concrete and broke three teeth. He then screamed, "Watch it, punk!" and walked off. FML
Today, after a trip to the emergency room for severe stomach pain and almost passing out in the shower, I slipped on the wet bathroom floor and broke my two front teeth. FML
Today, at an 8 a.m. spin class, I knelt on the floor to set up my bike. The bike next to me was too close, and while the girl on it was pedaling to warm up, she pedaled down hard onto my heel, breaking my ankle. FML
Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML
Today, I was having motorbike lessons. We were parked by the side of the circuit when one side of my gloves dropped on the ground. I tried to pick it up without getting off the bike. I lost balance, fell off the bike and the bike landed on my leg, trapping me. FML
Today, my friend and I were racing on our bicycles when my chain snapped. I went over the handlebars and slid, on my back, for about ten feet. FML
Today, I was working out and doing box jumps. My friend thought it would be funny to kick the box aside as I tried to jump onto it. Now I have 2 broken teeth. FML
Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML
Today, I got on the train with my bike, leaning it up against the wall. After a while, it began to slide down the wall and wobble, so I dashed out to catch it. As I ran for it, I slipped and crashed into it, knocking it into an old man and busting the rear brake. FML
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may_cause_fail 0
Is that even physically possible?
rukusrazor 0
Wow. You fail at life.
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Comments (97)
alwaysloveashxx 0
that's got to be fun to explain to people
resawins 0
EPIC FAIL!!!!!!! one of my top 10 favs!!!! nice work :-) aaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
spuuuddd 0
I laughed really hard at this. I'm sorry. :)
shawnarawwwrr 0
i wonder if they explained this the same way they explained it on here when they were at the hospital...
mnm2arts 0
hahaha! I'm sorry! maybe next time (if thereis one) you should wear pants
groovemebaby 0
HAHAHA I just laughed outloud.
goathumpy 0
Stationary bike: 1 You: 0
Chokechain 0
hahahahahahahahahahaha you win. funniest thing i have heard in so long. thank you.
Simon331 0
In Soviet Russia, bike ride you!
nodbor 11
just a hint, brake your fall with hands or feet, not your face that houses your dumb brain, said.