Today, while on an airboat exploring the Everglades, my cousin decided it would be funny to push me off the boat. Into water full of alligators. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while on vacation with my family, I went parasailing. Just as I was about to take off, the wind picked up and I got blown off course. I ended up crashing into a boat and had to be rescued by the coastguard. FML
Today, I was kayaking with my friend. We figured it'd be awesome if I jumped from my kayak straight into his. Sounded good in theory. One flipped kayak, a pair of lost glasses, and a humiliating swim back to shore later, I'm starting to think it wasn't the best idea. FML
Today, while playing golf, I hit my ball near some tall grass along the edge of the water. Unbeknownst to me, there was an alligator hiding in the grass. He growled at me during my shot, causing me to put the ball directly into the pond. Alligator: 1 Me: 0. FML
Today, I went with my family to visit my aunt, who lives on a farm. My brother told me that cows are ticklish and convinced me to go up and tickle one of the cows. The cow clearly wasn’t a fan, and I ended up being chased right into a lake. FML
Today, I started my new job as a repossession agent. While attempting to repo a boat, we came across a young couple. The woman was very annoying, and even hit another agent, so I threatened to throw her in the water if she touched him again. I ended up in the water instead. FML
Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML
Today, during a boat trip with my boyfriend's family, I got seasick and went to the side of the boat to puke. A current rocked the boat so badly that I fell overboard, prompting a panicked rescue and my boyfriend's mom muttering that I'm a pathetic attention whore. FML
Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML
Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a five minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML
Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML
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Top comments
Boyufd 25
Did he say: "see you later, alligator!" when he pushed you off?
Zekfen 17
They are more scared of you than you are of them! Or was that snakes?
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Comments (20)
LAUGHINGKOMODO 25
The trip seems fun, so if that was the only part that was bad then you should scare your cousin as payback. Not giving any ideas or anything, but if you tie his legs up in his sleep, then tie him up to bed, he'll wake up in a wet bed with your recording of it on YouTube.
user53658 15
Strange that everybody seems to think this is funny. It would have not been so funny when if you were seriously injured or killed. I think this will count as attempted murder in a court of law.
IAmClay 24
Did you die?
John Nemeth 14
If only they had *lasers* mounted on their heads.
DanielleinDC 34
This sounds like attempted murder, especially if your cousin knew the water was full of gators. What the hell is wrong with your cousin?
🅿alywise 1
I have so many questions like is you still alive? How did you get? Are you high right now? do you ever get nervous? Are you single? I heard you ******* girl is it true? You gettinggetting money ? You think the ****** you with is with you?