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This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Glenfield, Australia
Happy New Year!
Today, my boyfriend was so drunk at a New Year's party that he approached me and asked me who I was. FML
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Tripartita 45
I'm sure he just used that as an excuse to cover the fact that he's actually a robot whose internal clock got reset at the beginning of 2016. "Oh, yes, human babe, I was so much drunk last night."
bwoolf96 21
Might have taken the phrase "New year, new you" too literally
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Elisabethandrine 29
He should not drink that much, it might damage him. Tho, be glad he approached you ;)
cacheson 42
Someone spray painted his beer goggles!
cacheson 42
...so now he's blind and can't tell who she is. That's the joke. :P
moodyreallyrocks 27
Wow, hope it's not a drinking problem OP..
mariri9206 32
Why does it have to mean a drinking problem? Typically, one gets drunk at a NYE/NY party, esp. if you're younger, which it seems they are if they're just bf/gf.
bwoolf96 21
Might have taken the phrase "New year, new you" too literally
vikky538 29
Good one!!!
fakedsincerity 32
You should have turned it into a fun roleplay opportunity.
GAeroNKissR 26
funny, but that just sounds like a fight waiting to happen...
PhoenixChick 26
I was just going to say that. You get the fun of roleplay, he thinks he's having a fling, and then comes the real fun the next day when he figures out he cheated on you with you!
juliebrn 3
Well, what a great start for 2016. Sorry OP, I hope he got better.
Tripartita 45
I'm sure he just used that as an excuse to cover the fact that he's actually a robot whose internal clock got reset at the beginning of 2016. "Oh, yes, human babe, I was so much drunk last night."
ToxicPlant 21
I wish I could like this comment more than once, I laughed way too hard at this
arano 29
**** his life for being THAT drunk.
evanmurphy 14
It'll all blow over. He may have enjoyed himself a bit too much, but I would not worry about anything of such. Good luck OP.
RedPillSucks 33
so, he was trying to cheat on you... with you
Ienvyp 11
How weird is that lol