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This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Glenfield, Australia
Happy New Year!
Today, my boyfriend was so drunk at a New Year's party that he approached me and asked me who I was. FML
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Tripartita 45
I'm sure he just used that as an excuse to cover the fact that he's actually a robot whose internal clock got reset at the beginning of 2016. "Oh, yes, human babe, I was so much drunk last night."
bwoolf96 21
Might have taken the phrase "New year, new you" too literally
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Comments (39)
fayachu 14
It's ok.. My boyfriend forgets who I am and either hits on me or tells me that his friend (himself) really likes me..
skycollapsed 5
now thats what i call getting shit faced haha
IIIIRowdy 5
How can you be that drunk to forget people?
jvanevery 19
New Years is well known as amateur night in drunk circles I wouldn't worry about this thing too much my guess is he never drinks that much on a regular basis
baubsmith 6
perfect opportunity to test his Loyalty. tell him your his date for the eve, and he owes you 400 for the night so far. if he pays, you've got 400, and he's got a thing for callgirls.
manuwish 9
maybe he was trying to be cute, even if he doesn't recognize you, you're still his only pick at the party..like the guy who gets piss drunk and scolds his wife that is helping him into bed she shouldn't touch him, only his wife has the right to get into his pants..
Dr_Awesome654 24
Well that means he always likes you :)