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This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Glenfield, Australia
Happy New Year!
Today, my boyfriend was so drunk at a New Year's party that he approached me and asked me who I was. FML
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Tripartita 45
I'm sure he just used that as an excuse to cover the fact that he's actually a robot whose internal clock got reset at the beginning of 2016. "Oh, yes, human babe, I was so much drunk last night."
bwoolf96 21
Might have taken the phrase "New year, new you" too literally
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shortcake18 15
Talk about being so drunk that you forget everything.
nreed32 20
You missed a golden opportunity to test his honestly by asking him "if he had a girlfriend" and to see if he was willing to cheat.
soulreaper12296 28
Do you really think that if he didn't remember his own girlfriend he would remember whether he actually had one or not?
Mental_Mouse 3
Actually, yes... A lot of people have trouble recognizing faces anyway, and being drunk will make it worse.
mariri9206 32
No one should do that. If you have to "test" your SO, then, obviously you don't trust them, and, if you don't trust them, you shouldn't be in a relationship with them. As a female, I think that girls who feel the need to test their SOs and actually do test them are giving us a bad rap. Trust your SO until they give you a reason not to and don't test them.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Yea mine square danced the night away and then kissed a heiron addict on the head at midnight before coming over to me. I feel your pain op.
Seabass_Chan 33
At least that means even with alcohol-induced memory loss you still caught his attention in a room full of other people.
homtravel 10
You should have played stranger and have some fun sex !
adamduhhh 7
he ain't drunk!! it's called role playing!!!
legendof90 14
Isn't that common?
divinorum11 11
This once happened to me, except I was with a friend, it was dark outside, I was in a relatively unfamiliar place, and I was under the influence of a mix of a couple different substances, not alcohol. I remember staring at him and trying for the life of me to recognize him and recall who I was with. He wasn't a super close friend or anything, if that helps my case at all. I knew I could ask him but that would have been ridiculously embarrassing. Eventually I came to my senses. It wasn't the most comfortable thing to experience. Don't mix drugs, kids.
wwinorth 4
How about just "don't do drugs" at all...
sotiris155 2
at least you know that he's still in love with you :P
Berber260 14
At least you know he would cheat on you only with yourself. :)