Today, I was on Facebook looking at pictures of my boyfriend, who was in his friend's wedding this past weekend. He said that none of the girlfriends could come because it would cost too much for the couple. I spent the weekend alone, and all his friend's girlfriends are in the pictures. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML
Today, I found out that my friends finally scheduled their wedding. The entire friend group of the groom, which I am part of, is in the wedding. Except me. If I go I’ll have to watch my boyfriend, who is a groomsman, walk down the aisle with one of the bride’s friends on his arm while I sit alone. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML
Today, I checked Facebook, only to find out that my close cousin is now married. When I looked at the pictures, I saw that my whole family was there - including my sister, mother and father. I was the only one who wasn't invited. FML
Today, I checked the Facebook event page that I had set up a week ago for my 21st birthday at an awesome restaurant/bar. Out of 39 invitees, the only person who'd said yes was my boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out via Facebook status that my boyfriend is going to Hawaii with a group of friends, including his ex-girlfriend for a few weeks. When I confronted him about it, he said he didn't think I needed to know, and to mind my own business. I think I'm about to be single. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he couldn't spend the day with me as he had his grandmother's funeral. Lonely, I went shopping and I bumped into his mum having lunch with his 'dead' grandma. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I felt left out by the fact that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships, and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a Facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay when he started hitting on my made-up Facebook guy. FML
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Top comments
Contra 0
Well, that's a bit of a dick.
Cooper0526 0
wow, number 5, she should do that if she's like 12.
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Comments (122)
BahahahLOL 0
when I read this, my prediction was that the wedding was his. Thus, it could have been worse.
notimaginary 7
Dump the ********.
pineapplemilda 0
haha he'd rather come to the wedding alone than be seen with you.. maybe on your wedding day he'll say that brides can't come
metallakes 0
nope, thats funny
Livinia 11
You clearly cannot differentiate between "your" and "you're".
shadyskiez 0
dump the ass, if he lied about this what else would he lie about
leesh85k 0
No.2.. You're a dick!!!
Amin95 5
OP you are obviously ugly. If my gf looked like you, I would've done the same.
Szaszaspasz 26
I admit that I'm socially inept. Unless an invite for anything specifically mentions I can bring a guest; I figure that the invite is only for me.
ash268 18
I hope you dumped his ass!