samadams42
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Halotus goes blind
Today, my mom said she wanted me to get laser eye surgery before she did, "just in case it isn't safe." FML
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KristinaKreme 0
What a caring mother. :]
HeavyMetalViking 0
52, let's put it to the test then. My comment: Wow that musta been a downer.
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Fr3nChii 0
nice mom :)
lmaoatall 6
your the guinea kid, be suspicious if she wants you to try new foods. you'll become her taster then.
Calyx_fml 22
Eye know someone who was blind for two weeks because of it. If you do it, dont go cheap. Dont try to save money by going for the discount lasik mill. Pay top dollar for the best surgeon in the city. It doesnt matter how broke you are. If you cant afford the best then dont do it at all. Seriously. You'll forget how much money you paid a lot faster than you'll forget your permanently fried eyeballs.
ashseal 11
what a great mother...... :/
skittles009 0
ur mom is a selfish bitch
Barney_Rubble_75 0
or she's just really, really clever. seems like it's a matter of perspective.
adorableash 0
one of my friends got the LASIK surgery and he sees perfectly fine now (: just do it cause you won't regret it!
DocBastard 40
Even though this FML lens itself to puns, eye promise I'll keep a lid on it and I won't make any cornea puns. If I do, KaySL (or anyone else on this websight) can lash me with a rod.
illmatic2 16
I see what you did there.
sheethapins 13
Contact me if you see it happen and I'll get some pupil to lash out on him. We'll mascara him up bad.
lekiat 0
mum sucks! buts surgery is totally safe, I had it 6 years ago
mintcar 10
Ah nice, someone else from Silver Spring.
canadienGurl76 0
what an awesome mother. (:
Laurababy1668 0
Wow! Well can't you just feel the love radiating off her(;