samadams42
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Halotus goes blind
Today, my mom said she wanted me to get laser eye surgery before she did, "just in case it isn't safe." FML
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KristinaKreme 0
What a caring mother. :]
HeavyMetalViking 0
52, let's put it to the test then. My comment: Wow that musta been a downer.
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popcynical 4
I'd take my mom up on that. I want LASIK.
xk75 4
if she pays for it, get it. it's safe. I'm 6 years post-LASIK and never once had a problem it's a miracle procedure and I recommend it to everyone!
julayye 0
how much does that normally cost I've really been wanting that or at least contacts. just haven't been to my appointment yet.
enonymous 9
$1500-2300 depending on which type of LASIK wavefront, bladed, all laser that's for both eyes. some insurance also cover up to 50%
Calyx_fml 22
You go blind on the seventh year.
julayye 0
insurance helps, wow. what does that feel like though because you obviously can't close your eyes and go to sleep. I was watching keeping up with the kardashians once and they like pinned her eyelids opened or something...
TraceCase_ 19
Glad it worked for you but not everyone is even a candidate. Every case is unique, I had a consult and the doc said no way.
KatrinaKitten 16
She has amazing motherly instincts there!
vyben 3
ikr, I wish my mom would let me get laser eye surgery!!
gemzroxya 0
Are you getting it? I've herd its really good :) Don't worry you should both be fine.
GanjaLovaLikeNoO 0
lol She gave birth to you so if you have to lose your eyesight for her, do it! :P
hansbaby 0
great mother, tell her you want her to get hit by a car before you do... just invade it isn't safe
sicofthsht 1
I had it done. It is AMAAAZZZZING!! Trust me... Not really an FML for you. She's just chicken. Go for it. You won't regret it. :D
bowmoq 4
I second that. It's really easy and simple, and you'll see like and eagle....well, not really.....but it's worth it
Imbored_fml 0
sucks
Egnar 19
Either she was joking in which case she has a dry sense of humor, get used to it. Or She's just unintelligent and is willing to pay for you to get a completely safe procedure so she can feel more secure about getting it herself. If this is true, take advantage of her evolutionary disadvantages.
gemzroxya 0
i agree, take the opportunity.
geminiTwin4 3
yeah my mom would probably joke about something like that
shellymelon2 0
that's what kids are for;)