Today, I was fired from the babysitting job I've had for 2 years. I thought maybe the mother had found out that I sometimes let her kids stay up late and have extra sweets. The real reason, as she told me, was that she didn't want her kids loving anyone more than they love her. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from my childcare job of five years because the other staff weren't as popular with the kids, so they accused me of being "creepy" because the kids all wanted to play a game with me instead of them. FML
Today, I got fired from a great babysitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML
Today, I found out why the parents whose children I babysit use me so often and on such short notice. It's not because they have abrupt nights out; it's because their kids hate me, and me being around is their way of punishing them. FML
Today, my boss had to leave the house for a little while. She asked me to take any messages she got. I answered the phone and lady calling said she was returning her call about the opening for a nanny position. I'm the current nanny. I found out I'm being fired by the new nanny. FML
Today, a woman got out of a car to scream at me as I was walking with the kids I babysit, demanding to know where I was taking her children. Apparently the woman who pays me is also a babysitter, who I have been "covering" for on her party nights. The mother doesn't believe I didn't know this. FML
Today, I was fired because a patron complained that she didn't like the way I kept staring at her kids. I was a lifeguard. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. The reason? My boss didn't feel comfortable paying his son's girlfriend. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, the woman I babysat for blamed me for the cut on her son's face, and fired me with no pay for not looking after him properly. He already had the cut when I arrived. FML
Today, I was fired from my babysitting job because the baby’s first word was my name. Well, I’m sorry, but if you ask me to look after your child 14 hours a day, 6 days a week, and by the time you pick them up they’re already asleep, of course they’re going to know my name better than yours. FML
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Top comments
chiodosluvr 0
wow no wonder why her kids love you more... lol.
_Noon_ 0
Sucks that you lose your job because she's a bitchy mother. FYL.
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Comments (109)
DameGreyWulf 1
Ooo, sucks. Jealous much! She should know they're just kids and don't really love you more, they just fancy you more. Can't wait until they get older and get boyfriends/girlfriends.
Jaywin 3
She sounds like she has some issues.
girlygirl666 0
@greenburbon-Holy ****** Stupid. Now how hard is it to comment on the right FML. Idiot. @OP- That sucks, especially for the kids. That is so selfish of her.
ChinkyD 0
That really sucks, the same thing happened to my mom a few years back. She'll deal with the guilt when they keep asking for you.
athiest_pope 0
bitchy mom right there
dg72592_fml 0
HAHA wowwww dude. this is why im never having kids, it turns you into a freak
one23four 0
lmaooooooo. on the bright side, if you ever work for a mother who doesn't care about that particular issue ... you're solid!
nofrillz 0
mom works to much I'm sure so she is barely around her kids but still worried about her kids lol parents these days
warmfuzzy 0
This is like an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond that was on last night...
curryndricegirll 0
oh my gosh! that's the first thing i thought of. but it's not just on there. it's on pretty much every show that has moms.
iRaMZa 0
OUCH!!.. BITCH!