Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Grease is the word
Today, I was Rizzo in a production of Grease. I sang a line about needing a ring. I've been able to put up my left ring finger for every rehearsal, but today I put up the one next to it. I flipped off the audience. FML
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Filitov 0
So... how many people in the audience returned the gesture?
Mr_Zachary 0
How awful. I am truly, deeply offended. You should be ashamed of yourself, you cretin! It's no wonder the world is in the state it is in when you consider the fact that young people go flipping people off all willy nilly! Don't you know nothing creates terrorists and destroys nations quicker than being flipped off? I'm telling your mother.
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Comments (46)
Peasanthunter_fml 0
Less of a fml and more of a win! I saute you.
kateindeed 5
with garlic or onion?
ThickHead 0
well Techanilly that's what rizzo would have of done
scott_m319 0
Epic stage fright OR channeling Rizzo? You decide!
Zebidee 9
Just run with it. Tell people you did it on purpose and revel in being 1% more badass than you were this morning.
TheNewGuy03 29
..."not the index or pinky/ or the ring or the thumb/ it's the one you put up/ when you don't give a..." you get the idea. good job staying true to form! i'd do the same thing; i can't hold up my ring finger if my life depended on it. |the kid|
mcr0cutie 0
haha that's took funny
foremostsucks1 0
nice lol I bet they laughed their asses off lol
IReadAlotOfFmls 0
Do it half baked style like **** you, **** you, your cool, **** you, **** they play I'm out.
IReadAlotOfFmls 0
Should have done it half baked style like **** you, **** you, **** you, your cool, **** you **** this production i'm out. Then rip major ass as you exit stage left.
Peasanthunter_fml 0
Meant to say salute. Not saute