Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Grease is the word
Today, I was Rizzo in a production of Grease. I sang a line about needing a ring. I've been able to put up my left ring finger for every rehearsal, but today I put up the one next to it. I flipped off the audience. FML
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Filitov 0
So... how many people in the audience returned the gesture?
Mr_Zachary 0
How awful. I am truly, deeply offended. You should be ashamed of yourself, you cretin! It's no wonder the world is in the state it is in when you consider the fact that young people go flipping people off all willy nilly! Don't you know nothing creates terrorists and destroys nations quicker than being flipped off? I'm telling your mother.
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Xythenol 6
HAHAHA THAT'S EPIC! XD C'mon, it was an accident, no sweat. And a funny one at that lmfao.
naximus93 0
Don't worry, OP. It happens to the best of us. I once ripped off my shirt and flashed the audience while one stage.
tiptoppc 21
Stripper poles can have sharp edges, huh?
PamParanoia 0
How embarrassing D:
Thale_fml 8
Hahaha. You're Rizzo! People don't care, so stop whining. I think that's awesome.
Mr_Zachary 0
How awful. I am truly, deeply offended. You should be ashamed of yourself, you cretin! It's no wonder the world is in the state it is in when you consider the fact that young people go flipping people off all willy nilly! Don't you know nothing creates terrorists and destroys nations quicker than being flipped off? I'm telling your mother.
noahvs67 0
your retarded
lovelyllama3 0
lol ^^
Kesler_17 0
Well, at least he knows the difference between your and you're, 35.
UmbreonKirby 14
I am so very offended. That gesture is what created the Taliban in 1903 when Alexander the Great battled Montezuma for control over the Pacific Islands
Garytt 0
(#‵′)凸
Danny_B 4
#18, this is for you: ,|,, >.< ,,|,
slap_u_much 6
EPIC I SAY! Eeeeppppiiiiccc
schwancy 2
The real Rizzo probably would have done exactly that. You were channeling here spirit.
patiencek 0
won't go to bed til I'm legally wed *flips off audience* haha.