lady parts
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Lake Bluff, United States
Good question
Today, I was being interviewed for a grant over the phone. When asked why I wanted to go to school to be an OB nursing assistant, I panicked and yelled, "BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE FASCINATING!" into the receiver. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
So did you get the grant?
EverVanity 20
why would You Even do that? Even if you panicked you should be able to control yourself enough to not say stuff like that. you need to practice on that shit
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Comments (63)
KuzzBuzz3 15
well... that escalated quickly
warsun 27
That statement was irrelevant for this FML
Mattlozano12 15
Misuse of a meme! Arrest this woman at once!
wanted_2_want 40
That wasn't creepy at all.
incoherentrmblr 22
LOUD NOISES!!!...
Dave_Davington 34
So did you get the grant?
xnikkilynn 11
Im sure OP gave the interviewer and all his coworkers a good laugh.
sayyestothedress 24
CAPS LOCK!!
tiptoppc 21
Cruise control for cool…
Vivi99 12
Well they are FASCINATING op you need to relax and not panic on the phone
noah_1234 24
I guess one can never over estimate the fascination of vaginas...
EverVanity 20
why would You Even do that? Even if you panicked you should be able to control yourself enough to not say stuff like that. you need to practice on that shit
askullnamedbilly 33
"Why do you want [thing you're applying for]" is pretty much THE most common question during an interview. If you can't even answer that one, you're woefully unprepared and don't deserve to get what you're you're applying for.
lexiieeex3 32
Really need to know if OP is a man or a woman rn.
gracehi 33
"Because I want to help women." See? Not that hard.
tony1891 22
vaginas are fascinating!
blackonblight 33
If that's how you respond to panic over the phone, I shudder to think how your panic response would have manifested in a face to face situation.
VeganDarkLight 31
Maybe it wouldn't have been that awkward face-to-face. Some people (me included) have a phobia of making phone calls, but are (more or less) relaxed when talking to strangers when able to see them.
barfcannon 24
19, same with me. I am so glad I can order food online or I wouldn't be able to feed myself (I also despise cooking).
martin8337 36
Giggity? Or not giggity? Not sure.
hannahgreely 14
well, you weren't lying!
Psychicgirl17 18
This doesn't even sound like a real fml. It sounds like it belongs under the fml fails.