Today, I fell asleep on the couch while babysitting. When the kids' parents came home, they made fake crying noises to see if I would wake up. I slept like a baby, and by the time they finally roused me, I'd left a nice drool stain on the armrest. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a nap while I was on my lunch break. When I woke up, I realized my coworker had put a Post-it note on my face that said, "Wake me up before I start drooling." I'd definitely drooled. FML
Today, I had to babysit a 9 year-old girl. I hadn't slept for almost 40 hours and fell half-asleep while sitting on her couch for two minutes. She asked me something, but I thought it was a dream and answered with, "Your mom's a hoe." When I woke up, I realized I'd said it out loud instead of in my head. FML
Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really bratty little girl. She came and cuddled up on the couch so I took it as an apology. I feel asleep while she was sitting with me and when I woke up she had peed on me. She locked herself in her room and was laughing about peeing on me for discipling her. FML
Today, I took a quick nap in my car during my lunch break. When I woke up, I had drooled all over myself and had a large wet stain on my shirt. I tried to pretend it was a "sweat stain" but ended up walking into a meeting looking like I'd been caught in a downpour of my own making. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 6 year-old and a 9 year-old. After they went to bed, I started working on a project for on my laptop that was due in 12 hours and fell asleep. I woke up to a dog licking my peanut buttered keyboard and the two kids sitting in the corner giggling. FML
Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML
Today, I was babysitting for my neighbors. Their 5 year-old had finally fallen asleep at 11 after two hours of stories and songs. No sooner had I tiptoed out of the room did I realize that my phone had dropped out of my pocket onto the bed. It was ringing. It was their mother checking in. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents, who I haven't known very long. I ended up falling asleep. That doesn't sound so bad, until I woke my drooling self up by snoring extremely loud. FML
Today, I'd planned on treating myself to a spa day. I'd booked a massage and was so relaxed that I fell asleep during it. When I woke up, I realized that I had drooled all over the massage table. FML
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Top comments
hotPinklipstick 24
Maybe you should consider a new job. I know babysitting can be boring but this isn't a job you can slack on. Anything can happen and if you sleep that hard lives could be in danger.
FYLminerocks 7
You're lucky they didn't sharpie a penis on your forehead. That's what I do to babysitters who fall asleep in my house.
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Comments (56)
PYLrulz 17
Red Bull, Coffee, Soda, stuff with caffeine in it usually helps in keeping one awake instead of snoozing on the job
sensoon15 7
At least you were just sleeping and not ******* in the parents' bed.
tacocrunchy12 0
With the children...
zach8771 3
Did they pay you in gum at least ?
br0ccoli 15
I see you wet the (sofa)bed too. It's ok though. Just blame it on Timmy.
Pandacupcakelove 26
So be a little more responsible! They pay you to watch their kids, not to sleep!
br0dawg 6
A babysitter hiring another babysitter?
RedmontFief 7
Time to find a new pic...
RedmontFief 7
Time to find a new pic...
corleon198425 22
Happens to all of us one time in the army I fell asleep in the field and my buddy made a MRE bomb needless to say I learned to never fall asleep while on security watch :)
juturnaamo 29
Falling asleep isn't the problem, sleeping hard is. I've been in the Army a few years, and I've learned to sleep in lots of different environments, but also ready to go in a second.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
23 - Douche.