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Today, at Christmas dinner, my grandmother talked about the death of every single dog she ever had. All 10 of them. FML
Today, at Christmas dinner, my grandmother talked about the death of every single dog she ever had. All 10 of them. FML
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dunn76 5
Hi I'm the op. To clarify, yes the dinner happened last night and so the 'today' thing is technically a lie, so sue me. My grandmother is 91 so she doesn't always have a filter as on what is appropriate to talk about. As to the 10 dogs, yes, there were times that she had 2 at a time. Most died of old age, but there were some that stuck out. One died because of cancer when she was a kid, another got hit by a car, and they had to put one down because she wouldn't eat because she was best friends with the dog that got hit by a car. Yes these were sad, but she is a good dog owner. She was tearing up when she was telling the stories. I love my grandmother very much and visit her at least once a week. As to the xmas mood, we decided to stop dinner and open presents to lighten up the mood for my younger sister. So don't worry, we had a good xmas!
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saxitus 13
Did the conversation die along with it?
loganberrybat 11
You know all living things die eventually don't you...
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Comments (73)
MisterGasMoney 16
Run her over with a reindeer.
Exodiafinder687 58
You should have started talking about your sex life. That way you could both talk about times you buried your dogs.
thebigslim 13
Sounds like a ruff conversation ....
dicamillo27 11
how have your already had Christmas dinner?
ahippienamedrae 10
Depending on who you ask, dinner=lunch.
smokecloud_ 37
Not all families have Christmas dinner on Christmas. My extended family on my mom's side all get together the first or second Saturday in December. On Christmas, I'm at my dad's with his wife, my boyfriend, and my dog.
salamancer 11
Sounds like she needs to get in the Christmas spirit
1dvos_grl3 21
Wow that's an early dinner.
HairIsEverything 15
There's different time zones for every part of the earth. So some people are 24 hours ahead than others.
vikky538 29
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if I do a math in my head...your grandma must be more than 100 years old...
brand125 17
I think you need to check your math skills, then. (and english: "do a math"?). did you factor in that people can have more than one dog at once?
vikky538 29
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may be you should read OP's response..then you can talk about skills...
brand125 17
since when is 91 over 100? and she did have more than one at a time, so... (yes i know your guess was close, but technically speaking... haha im mean)
omegaloaf 3
odd Christmas dinner, having it at almost 7 in the morning.
HairIsEverything 15
different time zones everywhere on earth. Also some families do Christmas early. There are lots of possible explanations for this.
thatcoolguy123 14
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Well that sounds depressing Oh and how were you having Christmas dinner at 6:47am? The most ahead (badly worded there) time in the United States is 1:54pm right now... Unless you posted this anecdote at that time and had the dinner last night?
whatthefhumanity 7
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Should've just told her she was raining on everyone's parade and to shut up if she didn't have anything positive to contribute.
annarcheer 19
That's an awful thing to say I would never in a million years say that to anyone let alone my grandmother. Op's grandmother probably didn't even know what she was doing and that everyone was bothered by it. I didn't know someone could be so rude.
dunn76 5
Ditto #43