Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Budapest, Hungary
Go home, you're drunk
Today, my mother-in-law turned up at my doorstep close to midnight, drunk off her tits, crying about how my wife is punishing her and throwing her life away by marrying me. FML
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beeferjay 34
make sure and get it on video and in your follow up post the link
UmmOkThen 31
Well, this will make Thanksgiving a bit more awkward. Good luck with those in-laws.
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xluciferx666 21
It's your house so just be the bigger person and maybe call her a cab to take her home. No sense in getting upset over the ramblings of a drunk mother in law
momof3honeybee 13
Let me call you a cab go home mom your drunk.
DippinGrizzly907 27
What is a "cab go home mom *you're* drunk"?
christopherwilli 14
He didn't punctuate the sentence correctly. I think he's trying to say "let me call you a cab. Go home your drunk."
RedPillSucks 33
did she expect you to console her?
margehh 10
Sorry to hear that op! Hopefully she is just upset that her daughter is moving on and away from her and that it's nothing personal
trucker2 33
Omg, what....toss her a pillow and blanket... And shut the damn light off, this isn't Motel 6. FYL
Lalala579121 28
That's not too drunk, she'd be much more drunk if she showed up on her ****.
lexiieeex3 32
I wouldn't take it too personally, obviously your fiancé loves you. Moms can just be super overprotective at times. Hopefully your relationship will straighten itself out with time.
leogachi 15
@17 *wife
Hildy93 21
What does the phrase "drunk off her ****" really mean?
Ichiya 29
Drinking fermented breast milk I guess.
Rodville 28
I've heard "drunk off your ass" but not "drunk off your ****". But I guess different strokes for different folks.
Ichiya 29
Jokes... learn to spot them you must.
pete9913 23
Sucks that the truth comes out with the alcohol.
Uriel87 3
Threesome? xD