Today, I moved back to my home town. My best friend and I had arranged to rent a house together that we both liked. I finished my last day at work and made the three-hour drive, only for her to break down and tell me that she isn't "ready" to move out of her parents' basement. She's 25. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend decided to make some life changes. He got a new job, a new car, and asked me to move out of our apartment. We're 1,500 miles away from my hometown. I only moved all the way out here to live with him in the first place because he asked me to. FML
Today, after I moved across country to move in with my best friend, she decided to move in with her boyfriend a month into me being here. I don't know anyone here. She hasn't been home in 4 months and recently any time we've made plans, she stands me up. FML
Today, at 30 years-old, I can finally move out. I could have chosen an apartment close to work, but instead I decided to stay close to where my mother lives. Since I told her, she's been complaining that I'm selfish and I'm creating a lot of problems for her by moving so far away. I'll be living half a block from her. FML
Today, my mom gave me thirty days notice to find an apartment and move out. Why? She's dating my former best friend and wants to move him in, but he won't do it until I'm gone because it would be "awkward." FML
Today, my 24 year-old boyfriend said that he wanted to move out of our apartment, but also stay in a relationship. He's moving back in with his parents, over two hours away. FML.
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, I was finally leaving my hometown to live in my dream city. Everything was packed, keys were handed in, goodbyes were made. The moment my truck began pulling out to get underway, the guy I'd gotten a room from in my new city called to inform me that he'd decided to rent to someone else. FML
Today, after I moved in with my best friend a year ago, living with her and her boyfriend for over 3 months, I couldn’t handle them fighting so I moved out 9 months later. She cheated on her boyfriend with a coworker and is now moving in with me, so, "We can live like wild teenagers." We’re both 30 and I’m not single. FML
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML
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Top comments
ninjaqueen101 18
Overly Attached Daughter
a_lenzmeier 11
How could she do that? She already thought her friend was a hundred percent sure, hence the arrangement. It's not her fault her friend flaked last minute.
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Comments (76)
procrastinator91 4
Some best friend!
xs4u 13
what an idiot
noelasis94 18
25's the wrong age to move out at wait till 26 it's an even number maybe you can live her parents to plenty of supervision that way
pmadNess 16
Excuse me?
erck3800 12
sounds like its about time the real world (ie. u op) went and dragged her butt outta that basement, time to grow up!
poopsi 19
Well, I don't think anyone should be hard on her. Granted the fact that she is 25 is extreme, there are many reasons to be so attached. My mother has been one of the only people in my life, and I know I'll have a difficult time moving out, and the fact she has cancer makes it even harder. So yeah, maybe she has a similar situation.
zandalee 20
40 - sorry about your Mum. Hope she gets better real soon. I agree with you entirely. X
alexafml 5
OMG, dodged a bullet there. She probably would be a horrible room mate that ran back to mommy and daddy when she had to pay bills, leaving you with the lease. I hate room mates anyway, bad experience.
imaxsean 3
Some people are just slow growers to maturity ;)
mintstashinurtea 5
haha damn
wvcheesehead1 9
tear gas the basement.
outoftown 27
Enjoy the house yourself, with her still obligated to pay half the rent until you find a sublet. She owes you that much.