Today, I was fired. Not only was I fired with no warning, not only was my friend the one who fired me, but I was fired from the unpaid volunteering position I took to help her out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Today, I got fired. Not because of anything I did, but because my best friend, who'd I'd gotten hired, stood up for herself when both the owner's wife and daughter became disrespectful professionally. She then quit and got a job with a competitor. They started looking at her LinkedIn. Two weeks later, I get canned. FML
Today, I got fired from the community service I was doing out of kindness. FML
Today, my best friend was fired from the place we both work at because she's a bad employee. After they fired her she said, "If I go, I'm taking my best friend with me." So they fired me too. I actually liked that job. FML
Today, I was fired without warning from my job because I was not consulting my boss about things like washing dishes and throwing away garbage. Basically, I was fired for being too good at my job. FML
Today, after a long couple of months working non-stop, I finally got someone to cover my shift. Turns out she was joking, and when I didn't show up for work, I was fired. FML
Today, my boss told me I was fired 3 weeks ago because there's no money to pay me, meaning that I worked the last three weeks for free. FML
Today, I was fired for actively seeking employment with another company. Because of having just been fired, the other company will no longer give me the time of day. FML
Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML
Today, I was fired from my local animal shelter. I was a volunteer and am currently in school for veterinary technology. My education made the paid staff at the shelter feel threatened. FML
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Top comments
lui_pg 21
Now you can get a paid job, always look at the positive
WCARlover 35
luckily it wasn't something paid that you were fired from :D
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Comments (42)
WCARlover 35
luckily it wasn't something paid that you were fired from :D
krazy789 28
there were a lot of curves in this fml
incoherentrmblr 22
No real loss here, unless it was an internship to help you graduate...
Technastar 25
Does anyone else think that this sounds exactly like what happened to Joey Tribbiani from "Friends"; when monica fired him to gain respect from the other waiters
lui_pg 21
Now you can get a paid job, always look at the positive
MegasaurusRex89 28
OP could already have a paying job. Volunteering somewhere doesn't prevent from also having an actual job.
Tejanoswhy 19
Time to find a better job
Phantom425 11
Just don't help your friend the next time, see if they like it.
krazyelliot 14
Man you won't even have anything to get "payback"
Irum_M 8
Well at least now you can try and find a better job.
lolszilla 14
no worries OP, I'm sure you tried your best to help out. Your friend needs to appreciate or let you know kindly (not sure of OP's friend's tone) that your help is not needed.
NickTheBleak 2
Um, OP probably was a terrible worker...
Diddlydoo1632 18
That just seems like a mean way to say thanks for your help
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Alright fine, I'll be the one to say what's lingering in the back of everyone's mind... You must've really ****** up!
JusstJef 16
Fired, or released from slavery?