Today, and for the past two months, I've been going to the bar with my friends quite regularly because I have a massive crush on the cute bartender. Being quite shy, I asked my friend if he could be my wingman so I could finally talk to her properly. He took her home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML
Today, I've had a crush on a guy for a while - a friend of mine knows this. I finally decided to find out once and for all if there was any chance with him, so I drove to his house, armed with a home cooked meal and wine, only to find the very friend I confided in was at his house. It turns out they are now an item. FML
Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, it's been 3 days since I matched with someone online and have been crafting witty, charming messages. We finally agreed to meet, and the second I walked into the café, I realized he was the bartender who'd already seen me cry there after a breakup six months earlier. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with the girl I'm in love with. After dinner we went to the bar for drinks and things were going great. Right up until she went home with another guy. FML
Today, as I recently starting having a huge crush on this one guy, my friend told me she told him about the crush, and that he reacted positively. I made a move, only to find out he has a partner. I've tried distancing myself to get over him but he befriended all my friends and is now in our group chat, and the crush has only intensified. FML
Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
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Jane Dose 5
Shitty friend!!
mike3775 39
I showed this to a friend who has a crush and said I would do this to him if he doesn’t finally ask her out
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Comments (35)
Lobby_Bee 18
Take this as a lesson, man the **** up and just ask your crush out next time. Cause if you don't, someone else will. Can't call dibs and stuff like that in the real world.
Mr_Mole 24
Listen to this advice. It’s true. Friends will take girls from you even if you call dibs. They’ll even take them if they’re dating you and then stop being your friend. Man up and sort your own shit out.
Nadine 21
You can't call 'dibs' on a human being.
RichardPencil 32
How hard is it to strike up a conversation with a bartender? You have a perfectly legitimate reason to walk right up to her and start talking: it’s called ordering!
Rabite 28
Of course it sucks but it doesn't make him a shitty friend. It just makes you unlucky.
julfunky 29
No, it does.
DanielleinDC 34
What your friend did was a dick move, but you're not going to be dating much if you don't have the courage to speak up.
xXDemonWolfXx 13
Trust no one.
WeirdUS 30
If you are old enough to go to a bar, you are also old enough to stop having a "crush". A crush is just infatuation and it doesn't lead anywhere good. At some point, you have to speak up and do it yourself without anyone's moral support. Shyness can be endearing to a point, but can also be detrimental when dating.
hfnsjsnsjzns 18
happened to Leonerd and Howard in the TBBT S2
ParkerM77 4
Find his condoms and soak them ***** in hot sauce for a couple of hours. Don't forget to poke holes in them either! 😁