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Freakout

Today, I was home alone, and I thought I heard someone breaking in through the side gate at my house. I was terrified, so I called the police. It turned out it was the gas company checking the meter. FML

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it was actually a burgler diguised as a gas company worker. so good job

glider23 0

That's when you grab the twelve gauge. Well, at least, I do.

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this is so Fake what the heck what time was this seriously

mynewaccount 8

I've done that more than once!

tarynshay551 3

all u people with duck faces r goin to b on youtube!

superbadd 0

okay add me on there xD

machtigen 0

I would have went outside first to see what was happening. YDI for bein a spaz

superbadd 0

you have the right to remain silent >:[

iLoveMisaCampo 0

FAIL!

next time send your teacup chihauhau out to moderate the situation.

cry babby. u should probably check next time.

all you had to do was peak out the window

techniclly someone DID break in...