Today, I went to a Bat Mitzvah. We played a game where all of the girls grabbed one of their shoes and placed it in the middle. Then, all of the guys had to pick a shoe. Whatever guy picked the shoe, the girl had to dance with. No one picked my shoe. Everyone else was dancing except for me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister had her batmitzvah. During the party, there is a tradition where the batmitzvah gets lifted on a chair, and so does her family. It was my turn after my sister's. I got in the chair. They couldn't lift me. FML
Today, I was at a friend's party. All of the sudden, my friend goes, "Ok girls, get a guy to dance with." Then everyone scrambled to find someone. There was just enough guy-girl pairs. This hot girl and I were the only two left. She looked at me and said, "Umm, I have to use the bathroom." FML
Today, I was chosen as King for our winter formal. Even after I won, nobody wanted to dance with me. FML
Today, my mom dragged me along with her to a baby shower. I was the only guy there. FML
Today, I was at a party. The music changed to a slow dance. Everybody grabbed a partner and I was left on the dancefloor alone. Suddenly, this guy walked up to me. I swore that he was going to ask me to dance. He then said, "Could you hold me my drink?" and went to dance with another girl. FML
Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML
Today, I was at my friend's Bar Mitzvah. After he finished his long-winded speech, I sarcastically did the mockingjay sign from the Hunger Games. It took a couple of seconds before I realized how that looked, and a couple more for me to be shouted down and kicked out. FML
Today, at my softball game, there was one spot left for center field. The coach had to choose between me or the girl who forgot her glasses and was blind without them. He chose her. FML
Today, I stood by the wall at a party while everyone else danced and ignored me. It was my birthday party. FML
Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML
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Ohnoitslindsay 0
So you're sad because no one liked your shoes?
Kiduk 0
If everyone else was dancing, then there was no one left to pick up your shoe, right?
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Comments (84)
kalebb 0
Dude, I have gone to so many of those and that has happened to me so many times. forget those girls. theyer ALL skanks,
danceydancetime 0
um...odd numbers??
C0okieMonster 0
FYL. You would have been picked if you put a chocolate chip cookie in your shoe. Cookies are the answer to all your problems!! Cookie!
cyberhoy 3
there sure alot of jews on this site oh well think of it this way the females out numbered the male by one so no matter what one female had to get let out so no matter which one of you girls got excluded one of you had to go through a situation that was apparantly fml worthy
Ohnoitslindsay 0
#46: Punctuation.
24788 7
Uneven amount of people maybe?
ohhhhshizzz 0
#22: you are a retarded bitch.
Zog21 0
#46 - See #47 #47 I love run on sentences too.
GMSD213 0
YDI for being a jew.
ohhhhshizzz 0
#51: You are such a troll.