Today, I was chatting with a cute guy on Omegle. He seemed really friendly and interested after I had showed him a picture of me. When I mentioned that I play music, he seemed even more interested, so I gave him the link to my music Myspace. I waited patiently. He disconnected. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, a cute guy I recognized from one of my classes messaged me on a dating site. He wanted help with homework. FML
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
Today, I had a date with someone I met online. We agreed to meet at a nice restaurant. I got there early, ordered a drink, and waited. And waited. An hour later, I texted to ask where he was. His response? "I’ve been watching you from my car for the last hour. Decided you’re not my type." FML
Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to start a Facebook chat with a guy I really like. It went so well, and he even agreed to hang out sometime. Seconds after we finished our conversation, he changed his status to, "Desperate bitches really piss me off." FML
Today, I went on a date with this really cute guy from a dating app. He'd set the date and told me where to meet him. We met at a coffee shop, and he was an absolute gentleman. Five minutes after the date, I went to message him that I'd enjoyed myself, only to find he'd blocked me on the app. FML
Today, I was sitting next to this really cute guy in choir class. Trying to make conversation, I asked him what his favorite song was. He replied "Leave Me Alone". I asked him who it was by and he said, "It's not a song, I just want you to leave me alone". FML
Today, I was flirting with this really attractive guy on a dating website until he became convinced I wasn't real by my pictures and bio, and stopped messaging me and reported me for spam. He was really, really cute and funny, and seemed like a great guy until then. Guess I'm too vanilla. FML
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Top comments
Feverrotes 15
People still use myspace? Omegle? am I missing something here.....
I_am_that_guy 0
ur showing ur picture to all of us strangers right now...
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Comments (176)
kasumirock 13
Aren't people supposed to be more aware of how to avoid doing stupid shit like this as the world becomes more knowledgeable?
stevenmx86 8
5, we know OP is a child because OP sent a picture and a link to her Myspace to a guy on omegle.. Don't be stupid.
BlackCube2 2
WHO has a ******* my space anymore
wtfmeesh 4
That sucks :(
bubblybrooke 12
Exactly. Anyone see the 4chan thread where a guy commented that he was sleeping with a married woman, and posted a picture to prove it? They tracked the IP address off of the photo or something, found the husband of the woman's Facebook account and messaged him the thread. Nothing you post is totally safe. (Though it doesn't help if you're being a doychebag)
imaboss177 5
No shit he disconnected you gave him your myspace!! Nobody uses MySpace anymore
anon137 7
MySpace ????? Really? Sorry OP, but you deserved it...
GriffinPeter 20
YDI for using MySpace
Solano2580 24
How do people think he's a pedo in disguise? Omegle is a VIDEO CHAT based site, unless he got heavy surgery, i doubt he was a lot older than he actually was
timmay801 10
MySpace no wonder he left